Funny fitness Thursday!

Well, it's pouring in NYC and it makes me feel totally gloomy, unmotivated, and lethargic..... just like yesterday's post might suggest! So, what better way to cheer up, then with a few funny, fitness jokes??!!

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Jack, decidedly overweight, and not at all bright, asks Doctor Mayo at Portchester Health Centre, for help in losing weight. The doctor advises Jack to run 10 miles a day for 30 days. 
This, she promises, will help Jack lose as much as twenty pounds in a month.

Jack, naturally very excited, follows Doctor Mayo's advice to the letter, and, after thirty days, he is delighted to find that he has, indeed, lost twenty pounds.

Delighted, Jack 'phones Doctor Mayo and thanks her profusely for the wonderful advice which had produced such a tremendous result.

At the end of the conversation, however, he asks one last question, 'How do I get home now, Doctor, since I am some 300 miles away?'

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And finally... some special Tennis humor for Tim.... 

Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing ;)